real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
