some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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