Church boner. Awkwardddd
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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