Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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