Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
