I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize