i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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