Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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