There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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