You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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