I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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