So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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