So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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