I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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