Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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