last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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