she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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