I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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