I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
there is glitter all over my balls
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