i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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