D3 body, D1 cock
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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