I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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