You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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