She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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