i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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