Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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