she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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