I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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