So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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