I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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