The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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