Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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