I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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