I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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