I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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