I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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