bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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