I think I am morally bankrupt
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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