I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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