he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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