We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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