Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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