i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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