thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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