Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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