She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I just want nice things and good sex
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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