ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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