i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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