i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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