you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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