is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Your tits are I can't wait for
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Randomize
