id be glad to
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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