Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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