The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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